Theresa was telling me about a conversation she had regarding NKOTB today at work. And it got me thinking of my own job.
Do you know what kind of conversations I’ve had at work the last week or so? See below for samples:
ST (Sales Trainee): So are you going to this event tonight?
Me: What event?
ST: The one at the Elgin. (I can’t actually remember the name of the place so I picked the Elgin to make my job seem somewhat sophisticated.)
Me: Is it a team function, or a general gathering?
ST: It’s a Real Estate event. Basically a schmooze fest for Sales Reps and Analysts.
Me: Um, no. Are you?
ST: Yeah. You should go.
Me: I don’t think so.
ST: Why not? You could meet your future husband there.
Me: I don’t think so.
ST: Why not?
Me: I’m not looking for a husband right now. I want simple, fun and uncomplicated.
ST: Not me. I’m looking for that.
Me: Ah. So who knows, maybe you’ll meet your future wife there tonight!
ST: Not likely.
Me: Why not?
ST: It’s all sausage at these things. No bun.
And then today:
ST: So are you coming to the Keg tonight?
Me: I can’t go. I’m waiting for my order from that home shopping thing I did at my house a few weeks ago.
ST: Are we going to get you to come out this summer at least once?
Me: Sure.
ST: Good. You might meet your future husband there that night! Some nice, smarmy Investment Banker.
Seriously? Theresa talks about New Kids and I get invitations to party and drink, and suggestions on where to meet rich men. The ST is pretty cool. He’s a smart kid and I’m a little more relaxed around him then some other people in the office. Probably because it hasn’t been that long since I was partying it up every night. I still find it funny that he keeps using that same line.
One night I’m going to actually find some friends to go out and party with me and I’ll run into him. That will be interesting to say the least!

